what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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