Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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