hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
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Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
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These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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