im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
i love accidental penises.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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