I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
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You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
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She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
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