Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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