wakey wakey hands off snakey
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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