I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
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I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
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Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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