my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I am naked and annoyed.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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