That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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