guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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