she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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