I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
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I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
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OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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