i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
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Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
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All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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