He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Church boner. Awkwardddd
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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