There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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