the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize