Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
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If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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