Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Oh god it's open bar.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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