oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
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she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
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