if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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