so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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