i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Randomize
