: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Randomize
