So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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