Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Randomize
