bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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