so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
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And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
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It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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