Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Alive.
So much puke
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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