you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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