I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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