next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
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