i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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