You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
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