And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.