This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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