me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
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I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
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And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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