"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
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halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
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doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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