So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
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the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
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You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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