Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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