What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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