VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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