I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
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she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
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I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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