i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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