Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
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No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
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I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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