I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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