do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
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Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
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Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
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