Little spoons don't ask big questions
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Randomize
