I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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