Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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