my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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