I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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