I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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